Archive for November, 2011
TorontoJungle.com 14 Year Anniversary
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FRIDAY DECEMBER 2nd 2011
Torontojungle.com is proud to celebrate its 14 year anniversary with one of the biggest all local BassMusic lineups in the history of this city. Hosting several of Toronto’s best, for one night, come witness the past, present and future of Toronto’s thriving Electronic Music scene, on one of the strongest sound systems in the city.
DJ’S ON THE NIGHT
Marcus Visionary / D-Monic / Lush / Hydee / Mutt / Grimm / Ryan Ruckus / BombaMan / Billionaire / Frankie Gunns / Everfresh / Stranjah / Dilligence / illweather / Kapulet / Spinz / Subhuman / Capro / Mickey D / Chilli Banks / Dubcomm / Dungeon Cru / Ghaleon / Hydra / Mr. Brown / Miss Blyss / Premis / Maniak / Rumbleton / Saigon / Scott Free / Trench / Crash / Wylee / Tru Troopa / Rick Toxic / + MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED !
Hosted by: MC JD – Trajady – Elle Be – Caddy Cad – Danger D – Mass Law
19+
THE ANNEX WRECKROOM
794 BATHURST ST.
Doors open at 10:00 Sharp
ARRIVE EARLY!!!
DRINK SPECIALS
$3.50 domestic and bar rail until 11 !
$10 ENTRY
IF YOU’RE NOT PLAYING, YOU’RE PAYING. NO GUESTLIST.
All proceeds go towards keeping TorontoJungle.com free and online for promoters, artists and music fans.
OFFICIAL FACEBOOK EVENT: TJ14YR
@Torontojungle
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#deadcartel
@dubcomm Twitter Archive 2011-11-21 to 2011-11-27
- napcomm shut it down ->
- Success. Too full. Nap incoming. ->
- @chefcreezle, @muffymace and myself heading out for a #burgtourage mission in the next hour.. changed #sundaze plans, but maybe for the best ->
- cunt ->
- my face hurts ->
- #boom @DCS905 intro business sorted for #TJ14YR … can't wait to throwdown some heavyweight techno influenced #dnb for @torontojungle fam ->
- waiting on @illweather for some #TJ14YR planning action… #junglemonies ->
- @R3CLAIMED thx bro! in reply to R3CLAIMED ->
- @disqus looking forward to said update.. I can't use it on a number of sites until the css can take proper mods.. Thanks for the reply! in reply to disqus ->
- just had to #ragequit a round of #BF3 because my team was afraid of objectives & teamwork. don't play rush if you're a fucking pussy. ->
- client site is LIVE! check out the 94% complete http://t.co/X9iPClMT for all your audiophile needs! ->
- breakfast with the rents #completed ->
- at them. the day is packed with excitement. i'm gunna need a nap. ->
- takin yo fuckin TAGS! #deadcartel #BF3 http://t.co/LYMzFjSJ #FPS ->
- about time I seriously stop with the computer shit… except for videogames… thats very different… ->
- @GHBurgerBar about as real as it gets! in reply to GHBurgerBar ->
- about ready to launch… ->
- @illweather just told me his cat is a rapist… ->
- did some morning hustle.. realized i hadn't been outside since monday.. i hate you #wordpress.. see you after a heavy bong session.. ->
- bllarrrghhhhh… not my night… #deadcartel ->
- Fuck my eyes burn ->
- Macaroni Break. That's what's happening. ->
- @disqus your widget is killing me… need to strip out the background colour, but no amount of CSS modding is helping… plz advise!! ->
- @Battlefield 24/7 servers for console tho? #BF3 #PS3 #deadcartel in reply to Battlefield ->
- @Laurouu #wordpress is a cruel mistress #cantsayitenough in reply to Laurouu ->
- @MattCracower I'll tell you right now, the government will never grow my pot. in reply to MattCracower ->
- Poll: Should marijuana be legalized? http://t.co/vTWorBSG #MMAR #MMJ #MMOT #nugporn ->
- cracking open photoshop, illustrator, and wordpress… its going to be a long day… ->
- @pmharper listening to you speak makes me cringe. You don't represent this country well. Step down. ->
- against my better judgement. again. ->
- @markgrimace42 ps3 or #gtfo ! in reply to markgrimace42 ->
- going to bed? nope, feeling like an asshole… waking up to start the day? nope, feeling like an asshole. #wtf ->
- If ur therapist is wearing crocs, you're not the one who needs a doctor… ->
- #lolz @ "parents against wi-fi" ->
- @Battlefield are there servers that loop 1 map out there? I'm dying for some extended Rush rounds in Metro, or playing firestorm x9999 times ->
- must. stop. nerding. ->
- @djsaiyan i fuckin hate you man. in reply to djsaiyan ->
- i need a break from this #wordpress nonsense, but every time I sit down to chill I think of something to do, and end up doing it. ->
- @RealCHC you forgot meeeeee in reply to RealCHC ->
- Hahaha slept so f'n hard for a little while there.. Gunna play some #bf3 and crash early.. No more gym skippage ->
- #AKA The Perogie Marauder 2000 ->
- what do you think I want Rudy? I WANT YOUR ROOM! AAHAHAHAHA ->
- @venomincrecs darkness! in reply to venomincrecs ->
- at them. dreading where i left off yesterday. ->
- servers were acting fucky, but got some good rounds in #deadcartel style ->
- absolutely everything is making me angry right now. #wordpress is winning. ->
- unnnghhhh I am not a developer… ->
- at them. mega code hustle today. ->
- what a great game #BF3 #hardcore ->
- just got in a serious after-dinner nap… #Ireallymiss doing that during the day… ->
- master of one's own domain ep of seinfeld is on. ->
- creating 7 more pages, 5 more menus, and 5 more sidebars… then i'm done f'n coding for the night… ->
- @MizMegs yea it wouldn't bother me.. stay away from the booze tho.. in reply to MizMegs ->
- massive #lolz at the clown who emailed me asking to write for my personal blog.. that wasn't very thought out.. ->
- i smashed it today. felt good. now im gunna smash up some #wordpress nonsense… after a lunchbreak doobie… ->
- 116 / 19.55 ->
- at them earrrrly… patterns getting a full reset… gunna smash up the gym today somethin fierce! ->
AUX : B2B Special Event
Gremlinz b2b Mutt
Marcus Visionary b2b Lush
Peter NC 17 b2b Rene LaVice
Chilli Banks b2b Kapulet
Dubcomm b2b TrenchJD
Frequency
M.C. LA10$ all night!!! drink specials b4 11:30pm
I’m super stoked to be playing for AUX… I’ve been to just about every one of their events and enjoyed myself thoroughly at each one. They know how to throw a party. See you at the bar!
A little “heads up”
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Whatever kind of nonsense spam/scam/links-for-profit bullshit you may be working on, is of no interest to me. This is my personal site for archiving my own personal shit.
So, if you’re going to use the contact form on this site to pitch me on some bullshit, think it through. I have no problem calling you out.
Cheers Fucko!
@dubcomm Twitter Archive 2011-11-14 to 2011-11-20
- @the_bliz @HIGH_TIMES_Mag @djOpel hurts so bad… stay safe kids! mail me some goodies! #mmar in reply to the_bliz ->
- @anexasluoar @chefcreezle reads em all too… #youarenotalone in reply to anexasluoar ->
- proper #sundaze once again. gunna put a couple hours into the game and crash early me thinks… #BF3 #deadcartel ->
- Chefcomm strikes again. #grilledcheese ->
- stayed up super late gaming, waited for @muffymace to return with munchies, slept like a rock… #sundayroutine #ftw ->
- Update action #mmar #mmot #nugporn I'm dying to know what strain this is… http://t.co/BqNeTnBN ->
- Gator Tazer ->
- @R3CLAIMED yeh bro, ring me! in reply to R3CLAIMED ->
- #stoked for some #deadcartel #BF3 with @illweather tonite ->
- @anexasluoar did you check A&C? in reply to anexasluoar ->
- so good. ->
- had a good tweet about something a bit a go, can't remember it. you're welcome! ->
- at them. it was beyond awesome to not be coding until 4am. i'm #spoiled ->
- maybe we can vaporize it in my new, bone.. #wilfred ->
- #stoked found #bf3 pepsi products @711, wonder if they'll work up here in the great white north… ->
- stay outta the way #wordpress you're gunna get hurt! #codecomm ->
- bringing clients up to date after heavy database sessions feels #SoRight ->
- @New_Era_Caps colourways or gtfo in reply to New_Era_Caps ->
- @BlueJays bringing back the proper bird graphic was a smart decision, but the serif font is weak. in reply to BlueJays ->
- smashed it. i need some serious rest. ->
- No more BS. Headed to the gym. Cursing these slow-walking assholes all around me. ->
- I'm in tears lol'ing @ frank the tank taking a tranq dart in the neck. Cinematic genius. #oldschool ->
- @djdmonic can't we just claim them revolutionary and blindly follow? in reply to djdmonic ->
- got the OK to slack on biggest client site today so i can finish some crap on old client site… sometimes i wish my work ethic sucked… ->
- @Battlefield Karkand looks awesome! can't wait! PS, release API information for platoons. #deadcartel in reply to Battlefield ->
- not stoked on how shifted my sleeping patterns are… i nerd harder than most and its obvious… ->
- I would say "I'm taking a break" but its pretty much a lie.. So much to do, but I think rest and gym tomorro will treat me better.. ->
- VS perogies happening in about 30 mins ->
- #itsabeautifulworldbecause sometimes @muffymace makes me dinner even tho I Bill Nye it up being a nerd n shit. she is best. #browniepoints ->
- @frosted_blakes #negativeskill #antilogic ->
- its a good thing i don't medicate myself with alcohol on a regular basis… ->
- #lolz thanks guys, tho i was mainly referring to my chinese bakery neighbor, who's discontinued croissants. #wtf ->
- Not feeling the love today at all… #fuckyall ->
- Witch Titties #dlws ->
- at them. #slowly ->
- HA! #wordpress you thought I was done, but I'm not even close… #HookMeUp like I'm Bill Nye #what ->
- i want to spend a few hours gaming, but i also want to crush these websites like a badman… code wins… ->
- non-stop wordpressing all day long… and now @illweather is bringing #whopperday to me cause he's the #sexiestmanalive #hashtag embodied. ->
- @11sun its #whopperday in reply to 11sun ->
- at them. kinda a late start. don't wanna slack on the gym, but have a buttload of coding to accomplish… ->
- Dessert First ->
- Jersey Shore would have been way better with muppets ->
- k im stopping now… short circuit 2 is on, and all i've eaten today is 2 croissants an some orange juice… ungh… ->
- i am a wordpress destroyer ->
- 10 reasons to oppose Bill C-10: http://t.co/MyHjCXI7 via @TorontoStar ->
- already getting my #humbug on. fuck #xmas except for #kushmas dinner. for real. ->
- it will never end. ever. #issues ->
- @MistaMensa the very same! Their colonization of the americas gave us the S-M-R-T western culture we love so much. #respectdue #fakefacts in reply to MistaMensa ->
- #lolz ancient egyptian warrior 'sun tzu' #storagewars #brains ->
- if you cant ride 2 horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus. #dollarama phrase of the day strikes again! ->
- @ChefCreezle we should vape them some catnip in reply to ChefCreezle ->
- @ them. gotta go get some breakfast style items before cracking down on the web hustle today… glad its not monday anymore… ->
- @BaileyInTheBeat @ChefCreezle fuckin wayne. in reply to BaileyInTheBeat ->
- crazy… #OWS getting raided live… http://t.co/nvnhxkb7 ->
- poor kitty :[ i need a dirt-cheap vet to make sure she's ok… ->
- so… much… nerding… ->
- @alexcroox having some issues with your BF3stats API rendering… kit img not aligned… what am I doing wrong? http://t.co/93LWP7hL ->
- Pasta overdose attempt incoming.. #nom ->
- client issues sorted. email is a horrible menace and i'm glad this shit only needs to be done once… ->
- Medicinal #Marijuana Strain Review: O.G. Kush X Trainwreck http://t.co/lTSsbeL2 via #MMAR #MMJ #MMOT #cannabis #nugporn #toronto ->
- @classykippen I did a #nugporn review, now gunna go get some juice… probably won't kill anyone… #mondangst in reply to classykippen ->
- #FURIOUS ->
- back from the flex. time to work. i still haven't blazed yet today… ->
- is there an emoticon for blowing my brains out? ->
- like pulling teeth… i can't wait for my first med session of the day… ->
- not even awake for 5 minutes and i'm sorting out the client's email client… So I'm going to get some apple juice. what of it? ->
Moar A.I.
http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2011/brain-chip-1115.html
Holy shitballs. I’m stoked to have intelligent conversation with kids who were born in the year 2000, but maybe we don’t have to wait that long… (I’m convinced some world-changing tech will come out of one of those millenium kids’ heads…)

Synapsing all over your face
Marijuana Strain Review: O.G. Kush X Trainwreck
O.G. Kush X Trainwreck

Medicinal Marijuana : O.G. Kush x Trainwreck
Physical Exam:
Visual Appeal: 8 (1-10 / unpleasant-superb)
Bud Density: 8 (1-10 / airy-dense)
Aroma Intensity: 7 (1-10 / subtle-intense)
Seed Content: 1 (1-10 / none-fully seeded)
Colours Present in Buds: 8 Green / 4 Gold / 6 White / 7 Orange / 3 Red / 4 Purple (1-10 / light-dark)
Present Aromas: 3 Skunk / 4 Hash / 6 Floral / 3 Musk / 3 Diesel (freshly cracked bud | 1-10 / weak-potent)
Comments:
I’m having one hell of a day, so this testing session is necessary. O.G. Kush crossed with Trainwreck… I can only assume from the same genetics of the buds I’ve reviewed previously, as it comes to me from the same source. Blending the traits of 2 strong plants into 1, the dominant aspects from either will make a great medicine, so I’m excited to try it out. The sample is fairly dense but peels apart from the thin stems easily. It’s very sticky, and releases a lot more smell once the trichomes have been disturbed. It’s not the best looking or smelling batch, but looks and smells can be deceiving…
Efficacy Testing:
Utensils Used: Joint (DLX 1.25″ + Card Filter)
Dosage: ≈0.5g
Sativa Effect: 6 (1-10 / none-heavy)
Indica Effect: 8 (1-10 / none-heavy)
Effect Onset: 1 (1-10 / immediate-creeper)
Potency: 9 (1-10 / none-heavy)
Taste: 9 (1-10 / unpleasant-superb)
Tolerance Build up: 1 (1-10 / none-rapid)
Effect Duration: ≈3 hours
Usability: 4 Morning / 7 Day & Work / 8 Evening / 8 Night (1-10 / worst-ideal time of day)
Comments:
Once again, no bullshit, just me sitting down with some meds, talking about the effects as I feel them.
2:49 – Broken up with scissors, could have been finer, but still rolled nicely.
2:50 – Sparked. The smell of the smoke is deep and inviting. Tastes equally fresh
2:51 – My cat just puked all over the fucking place. FML. bbl.
2:57 – Cleaned up, washed my hands, made sure she’s ok… Now back to the test.
2:57 – Re-lit no problems, was only a couple hauls in anyways..
2:58 – Huge hauls to get this medicine working fast. Tastes so nice…
*coughing
2:59 – Nearing the halfway mark, already feeling that familiar buzz behind my eyes.
3:00 - Tiny beads of sweat have formed on my forehead and upper lip
3:01 - Ash is completely light-grey. This is the defining ash colour in my mind.
3:02 - Definitely not feeling as bitter as I was earier. It’s just one of those days, but I’m cool.
3:04 - Checked my email, business is still frustrating me but I’m certainly less angry about it.
3:05 - Almost done, I think I should get some fresh juice for lunch… Then back to the grind.
3:06 - Heavily medicated, but finding a perfect blend between indica & sativa influence.
*coughing
3:07 - That was a big coughing fit. Eyes watering, but thankfully no spasms or pain in my back.
3:08 - I’m done.
Conclusion: 8.5/10
This is very potent, very enjoyable medicine. The only reason I didn’t give it a 9 is because the smells & looks didn’t match up with the effects. The sativa aspects come through nicely allowing me to get a bit of work done and elevating my mood, while the indica traits are hard hitting and definitely take top honors. Hybrids with such an excellent blend of effects make a great daytime medicine for me. Recommended!
The Website Is Down
Got introduced to these videos last night, watched every single one of em, almost in tears from laughing so hard.
“Sales Guy VS Web Dude” is probably my favourite, so hit the link and watch it. If you’ve got any experience as a tech support/web admin/problem solver… You’re gunna like it.
http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/
@dubcomm Twitter Archive 2011-11-07 to 2011-11-13
- steve is tweaking out, literally trying to climb the walls… so much better than TV… ->
- tests complete. client work seems to be in perfect order. i've cleaned up a somewhat ridiculous mess and it feels good. on to the fun part.. ->
- #sundaze to the maximum boost ->
- @TDSKHamilton depends how quickly they do as their told in reply to TDSKHamilton ->
- fuck i hate hangovers… bring on the vaporizer… in 30 minutes i'm fighting someone from #newsky ->
- I would just like to say "I love @djOpel" and now ima go do stuff you don't need to worry yourself about… #fuckyall ->
- On a bus on the streetcar tracks, I wonder if I'm gunna get where I'm supposed to?! #ttc ->
- Left @trench_tek alone in the studio, headed to #trr6 for @djOpel 's last hard house set in #toronto ever! #rave ->
- big happenings on @DCS905 Radio tonite with @trench_tek ->
- Medicinal #Marijuana Strain Review: Nubian Haze http://t.co/HOIkJCwJ via #MMAR #MMJ #MMOT #cannabis #nugporn #Canada ->
- lol solid 2 hour KO on the couch after 2 bags of kandy kush… awesome… ->
- @muffymace that's brutal.. gunna get a nap in today? You should.. Naps are amazing.. in reply to muffymace ->
- Greedy may be the wrong word, but its close.. Do something big with your reach, not just market your minimal-in-scale charitable support.. ->
- @cocacola donating 'up to' $1mil makes you super greedy. Polar Bears don't drink your industrial cleaner, so stop being assholes… ->
- I'm up entirely too early… vapornap incoming… ->
- @anexasluoar is drunk-tweeting his birthday weekend and its only friday.. #stoked in reply to anexasluoar ->
- Just saw greg on the conventioneers.. #lolz beyond belief.. Amateurs getting shutdown like clowns at the booth.. Come correct or burn! ->
- @Battlefield give us some dogtags you social media whores! in reply to Battlefield ->
- Is the 'I am T-Pain mic' a real thing? If so, you should get me one… #christmasgamelegend ->
- very few things could have made today better… ->
- What you know about my @burgerking habits? ->
- This is my kinda friday ->
- #studio #education ->
- I <3 @illweather ->
- @StephDuce no promises on a fix till I see it, but I'm confident
hit me up when you're ready in reply to StephDuce -> - @StephDuce I'll take a look for ya, pm the details and we can see what's what! in reply to StephDuce ->
- @StephDuce whatcha got? i may be of some assistance… in reply to StephDuce ->
- clients are digging the samples, and my lack of sleep correlates directly with the amount of coding I've done. #ratio ->
- #remember ->
- gunna put in an hour on the battlefield before blazing and crashing… studio flex tomorro… #stabbingbeats ->
- @R3CLAIMED gotta love that shit. keep it #medicinal bro! in reply to R3CLAIMED ->
- alright family, line up for cigar burns… ->
- #perogies #ftw ->
- @MistaMensa yeh I'll about 40% customize one before ditching it, 7 or 8 times, before the right one stands up in reply to MistaMensa ->
- making a choice on a wordpress theme is always the hardest part of this process… i love customizing them, but the bones gotta be proper… ->
- kinda bummed. i wanna smoke this OGxTrainwreck nug, but its my last one and I still need to review it… #firstworldproblems ->
- what a beatdown. @barcoderec 's filthcasts are the absolute best workout sets ever. #murdervibes ->
- That's how that's done. 116/20 flat. #fuckyall #cntower #championshiprounds ->
- Big nubian haze joint burning on my way to rounds. Interesting new review technique action! ->
- @PStatsNet are there plans for it? in reply to PStatsNet ->
- no more coding tonite… fuggit… #deadcartel is getting a minisite tho! time to burn one and chill out… busy weekend fast approaching… ->
- pressingwords cause thats how i roll… ->
- @PStatsNet are there stats API's for #BF3 platoons? in reply to PStatsNet ->
- waiting on DNS changes to take effect, then I'm hustlin code like nobody's business… ->
- light fixed, LED bulb thrown in the mix for good measure.. seriously damaged the baby tho, gunna need a big trim tomorro to remove burnt ish ->
- #fuck ->
- new light hood looks and works great, except this is the second time it's fallen on my baby plant unattended. I need a new fastener system. ->
- STOP CRASHING MY BLACKBERRY. Goodnight Twitter. ->
- #workaholics repping D.A.R.Y.L just made my night/early morning. 1 more vapor bag, then bed. ->
- @R3CLAIMED hahaha yes exactly! it's stabbing music at it's absolute finest! in reply to R3CLAIMED ->
- @DJFuzzboy @djsaiyan @RealCHC ohh yeaaaaa in reply to DJFuzzboy ->
- i think @ 40 hours I'll do part 2 of my #BF3 review.. lots more positives to share now that its working better! ->
- #timhortons no more pumpkin goods? you are #fail ->
- @djsaiyan @DJFuzzboy my grammar is next level in reply to djsaiyan ->
- @DJFuzzboy @djsaiyan when will new style be old enough for an "old school" set? in reply to DJFuzzboy ->
- @R3CLAIMED true that, i like it a little darker and more minimal for my #BF3 warmups, check this: http://t.co/F9oJOPWt in reply to R3CLAIMED ->
- 8 year old girl overhears her 30 year old father play one of my tunes and says "is the iPad broken? Whats that sound its making?" #stoked ->
- Medical #Marijuana Strain Review: Nebula http://t.co/RFmw2Beu via #MMAR #MMJ #MMOT #nugporn ->
- all set on my end, waiting for confirmations before next steps. nebula review about finished as well. really? i get to #BF3 this afternoon? ->
- straight up @site5 makes my job so much easier… if you need hosting, they will take good care of you… the cpanel is a dream come true! ->
- #AKA Cousin Thornhill Cosby ->
- Excellent. Time for morning vapor and apple juice (switching it up) with some cosby show.. Then, uberhustle. ->
- gearing up for an early conference call.. time to get this admin nonsense out of the way so i can really get some work done.. ->
- http://t.co/CvwXQezO do it. ->
- @twitter your #BB app keeps locking up my phone for no apparent reason, and has generally been glitchy all week.. any updates scheduled? ->
- good rounds tonite. #deadcartel ->
- Foot and Boot don't rhyme and it concerns me. For real. #wtf is up with that? ->
- Building a new DIY CFL light hood.. Fun stuff! ->
- the fight between #BF3 & #COD is kicking off bigtime… but i know which side of the destructible fence I'm on! ->
- @AUXEVENTS <3 ->
- "Newsboy" lesbians! #lolz ->
- Hey hiphop + reggae clubs.. Stop using the gta font and photoshop diamonds.. You look like assholes. ->
- okok i'm going. ->
- nubian haze vapor & fresh squeezed OJ for breakfast.. then gym.. then coding.. then fuck your mom.. then gaming.. ->
- @KotakuNews I know what I'm doing in game tonite… http://t.co/ilajwIm5 in reply to KotakuNews ->
- @Resinators yea my reading has lead to basically the same info, thanks for speaking up! in reply to Resinators ->
Marijuana Strain Review: Nubian Haze
Nubian Haze

Medical Marijuana : Nubian Haze
Physical Exam:
Visual Appeal: 9 (1-10 / unpleasant-superb)
Bud Density: 7 (1-10 / airy-dense)
Aroma Intensity: 8 (1-10 / subtle-intense)
Seed Content: 1 (1-10 / none-fully seeded)
Colours Present in Buds: 6 Green / 3 Gold / 4 White / 3 Orange / 4 Red / 1 Purple (1-10 / light-dark)
Present Aromas: 7 Skunk / 3 Hash / 7 Floral / 2 Musk / 8 Fresh (freshly cracked bud | 1-10 / weak-potent)
Comments:
Interesting to say the least. Arriving with my regular batch I only got a small sample of this strain, but it made itself known quickly. The “nubian” aspect of the name is mostly ironic as you can see in the pictures, this strain is densely coated with bright white trichomes and doesn’t have a trace of darker/purple colouring anywhere. It breaks up fairly well, rolls nicely, and smells really crisp. With about an 80% snappability factor, it was definitely given time to cure, but maybe could have used another week.
Efficacy Testing:
Utensils Used: Joint (DLX 1.25″ + Cardboard filter)
Dosage: 0.7g
Sativa Effect: 8 (1-10 / none-heavy)
Indica Effect: 3 (1-10 / none-heavy)
Effect Onset: 4 (1-10 / immediate-creeper)
Potency: 7 (1-10 / none-heavy)
Taste: 8 (1-10 / unpleasant-superb)
Tolerance Build up: 2 (1-10 / none-rapid)
Effect Duration: ≈2 hours
Usability: 7 Morning / 6 Day & Work / 5 Evening / 4 Night (1-10 / worst-ideal time of day)
Comments:
I rolled my joint, packed my bag, and headed to the gym. Not my usual review-routine, but I thought it’d be cool to really test this strain (and myself) out! 116 stories on the stair machine = CN Tower climb. I can do it after vaporizing a nice sativa, so here we go… I’ll report my findings when I return.
11:30 – Out the door & Sparked.
11:50 – @ the gym, stoned and kind of giggly.
11:57 – On the machine
12:2~ – Finished. Time for steam.
12:4~ – Showered & Changed. Heading home.
1:06 – I’m home, and ‘hurting’ from that workout.
1:07 – Decided not to write any more at the moment. Time to relax & lunch.
Conclusion: 8/10
The joint burned nicely on my walk, though made me cough a number of times while combating the chilly November air. After a single re-light about half way down the taste changed with heavy resin flavours and wasn’t as enjoyable, but overall it was good on the palate. By now you should know I’m not a big sativa guy, but for a morning kick-start and possible daytime use, the Nubian Haze definitely doesn’t disappoint.
I should have vaporized my session before heading out. Smoking marijuana before a workout often cuts down my cardio, as one would expect, but the sativa in this (combined with my kill-em-all work ethic) shone through and allowed me to focus on the music I was listening to, opposed to the numbers on the machine. I completed my workout by running up 116 stories inside 20 minutes, so my training for the CN Tower climb while medicated is totally doable… Though it definitely requires a high-energy sativa…
Note:
My source reports this strain as a “straggler”, as there were only 2 plants that finished, with somewhere around 11 weeks of flowering time. It’s not expected to come around again for that reason, so this test is that-much-more important for science! Limited edition plant nonsense!
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